Tabung Maya Puteriku :P

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Muka Felik.... :)

Salam........

nie saje nk kongsi & juga sbg kenangan si gurl nanti....
kalau dl nk amek gambo dia punye la senang... 'gurl, senyoommmm' dgn kadar pantas nyer dia senyum cenggini hah...

perhatian !! ini adalah gmbo cth semata :P

tp skang neh, semenjak dh beso neh, lau nk amek gambor, punyer la susah nk amek mood..huhu. ade je muke pelik yg gurl buat... cthnye spt berikut kt bwh neh.......

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Kezutan Dari Mak..... :P

Salam...........

td pada pukui 3:53 minit tah bape saatnyer..... terai nk kelik link mak kt shoutbox ku... selalunyer x kelik pown link nyer terus jer p blog dia tetiba sesuatu yg ajaib telah berlaku..... cecepat ku screenshot kan kot hilang lak segala bukti... ngehhh..... pastu ku terai g skali, uikss mmg gitu gak la kejadian nyer...hahaha. faham x kengkawan ape yg eden terai smpaikan... :P


Kembali....... InsyaAllah.......

Salam..............

Pertama2 skali nak mintak maap kt sume rakan blogger sekiranya semenjak 2 menjak ni jejak korangn x di balas..... bukan sengaja, tp kesihatan yg x mengijinkan.... :) Mummy Qistyna demam teruk dr ari Rabu lepas (i.e. 22/09/2010) siap boh date tuh ....huhu..... tp skang neh dh ok dah... tp mood lom datang g, huhuhu.... tu yg BW pown kurengggg jer....

pastu, kebetulan plak hb kena p outstation plak ari umaat tuh... seb baik ade Anjang my BIL leh antr gurl p skul, lau x, x p skolah la dia jawabnyer....ptg pown Anjang amek dr umah bbsitter....

sabtu subuh br hb sampai KL. sabtu ptg tuh hb ajak p taman... irup udara segar sket, mummy pown ikut je la.... tp sblm kuor tu, hb oder kan piza on9 tuk 'pick-up'.... cadang2 nk mkn2 smbl duduk2 kt taman.... tau2 smpi sana ujan la plak.... last2 dok jer dlm kete, hb je p jog sensorang dlm ujan renyai2 tu.. :)
 

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Mariah Carey Terjatuh Masa Konsert F1 - Singapore

Four songs into Mariah Carey's Sunday night set at the Formula 1 Singtel Singapore Grand Prix, the singer had a wardrobe malfunction.
Nothing went wrong with her outfit, though -- it was Mariah's dancing that went wrong: She slipped in her high heels while striding across the stage and clapping along to her 1992 hit "Make It Happen." A nearby backup dancer quickly rushed to her aid and a smiling Carey made a very quick recovery, telling the crowd, "I did that on purpose."

moh layan video nyer kt bawah....

Saturday, September 25, 2010

A danger when spoken in different wavelength !!!!


Salam....

dh lama x hapdate blog neh gara2 demam...huhuhu.... 

In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck : "I have great news :
I'm a month overdue. I think we're going
to have a baby ! The doctor gave me a
test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody".

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a
telephone call from DEB ( Delhi Electric
Board) because the electricity bill has not
been paid.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Melati ada Rambut uban!

Hihihi sikecik tadi kesian kene usik ngan daddy dia sampai berair mata. Melati nie, suka berangan jadi Puteri Salji sebenarnya. So, jangan la ckap dia ni tua ke, gigi jongang ke, memang sensetif tahap maknya :-

Daddy : Waaa ada dua rambut putih la kat ati daddy nampak
Melati : Mana ada. Daddy teruk daddy jahat
Daddy :  Iye ada. nanti teacher (Ms. Stella) cakap. Hei Melati, you have white hair la.. Nanti kawan (Chan Cho Meng) pun ckap, Melati getting older already, Have 2 white hair. Yeye, Melati dah tua. 
Melati : Diam seribu bahasa sambil tekup muka dia ngan bantal...................
Daddy : Ati nangis ke? Takpe la white hair kan cam Puteri Salji. Sape ckap ati tua, biar daddy marah dia nanti...Who said Melati old already. who said that! 

Tengok2, dia dah merajuk, sampai berair mata. Terpaksa la HB buat2 cari uban & cabut kat rambut dia (guna rambut daddy sebagai umpan). Baru dia okay.

haiii, nikmat ada anak..dia lah kawan, dia lah jantung, dia lah ubat penawar buat kami sekeluarga... Lebih2 lagi bila mummy ngan daddy dia bergaduh..

Beware of Dog!!!!! :)

Sumber : Email dr kengkawan (Bacalah.... x rugi kite beringat2)

For your information. ( Very Urgent )


If you see a guy who rides a motorbike with a bloody hand knocking on your window demanding you to stop and asking for tissue paper to clean the blood when you are driving a car, remember DO NOT stop the car at all. Even if he damages your car or holds the side mirrors tightly, DO NOT stop the car but drive directly
to the nearest police station. This kind of criminal tactics have been reported in about 40 cases in Seremba n, K. Lumpur, Shah Alam, P.Jaya and Klang Town police stations (actually around the whole country).
 
These guys are mainly Indian gangsters, They work in a group and dare to commit this crime even in crowded areas where nobody will dare to stop the car to help you. The main purpose of this dirty tactic is to rob
you and/ or even commit rape if you are female driver driving alone.

::::. teringat kesah eksiden kt jalan Rompin ms ondway blk KL tu kt sini . tula... skang neh kena amek xtra cautious la hek... :) .::::

Selangkah Maju Dah Dia.....

HB kite ni, selangkah maju dah sekarang. Dah pandai masuk innit..dah ada supporter sendiri. Ni musti sebab kes jeles tahap cipan cacat. Sampai nak cari Bomoh Rompin katanya lagi kat sini. hihihihi

Monday, September 20, 2010

Jogging Di Petang Ahad......

Salam........

Dh lama gak x hapdate belog neh, hb yg rajen dok hapdate on behalf....ngeh3x..... tqtqtqtqtq :P......
nie xtvt kitaorg smlm yakni ptg ahad bersamaan dgn 19/09/2010 kitaorg p bwk gurl ke tasik Ampang... saje jer amek angin, lepas blk raya dr kg arituh kita org x kemana...... hb kata nk kena kurangkan lemak yg berkurangan berlebihan tu, hahahah..... so layan je la pic yer

hah, tuh nmpk x menonong je 2branak tu.... laju jer menuju ke.....

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Siapa Yang Buduh?

Ada ke nak diturunkan pembiayaan ke atas pembelian rumah dari 90% ke 80%. Apa takde otak ke BNM? bak kata Hubby(HB) kite. Dia orang ni saje nak bagi orang kaya terus kaya, yang miskin dok bawah jambatan. Yang kaya, leh beli rumah 5-6 biji buat pelaburan, lepas 10 tahun jual le dengan harga tinggi, bukannya dia org duduk pun. Yang miskin jangan la harap nak tumpang senang. Harapan HB kite sambil dia isap rokok LM dia tadi ialah, mintak2 la yang empunya idea ni mati kene sambar petir, ke bakar ke, pastu tulang dia dihanyutkan skali kat sungai klang. So berbalik kepada tajuk di atas "Sape yang Buduh?"

Petikan asal Metro

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Tragedi balik KL - Bernamakamu 16 Sept 2010


Masa ondway balik KL kat jalan rompin-muadzham (tgh gelap masa tu) ada pokok tumbang. Pastu kat tengah2 dalam timbunan pokok, ada org (mangsa) ngan moto dia skali dalam tu. Dia menjerit2 mintak tolong. Disebabkan macam2 kes skrg org berlakon eksiden la, langgar belakang kereta la, pastu bila ...kita berhenti dia samun kita plak. Suasana plak gelap, ditambah kat tengah hutan. Ramai org x berhenti beri bantuan. So, aku x terkecuali.
Lakaran HB 1 : Tempat Kejadian Muadzham-Rompin

Monday, September 13, 2010

Aktiviti Terbaru Kami

Since, kunjungan dari sedara mara, jiran2 dah semakin berkurangan. Adik beradik hb pun dah ada yg beransur pulang ke KL, kami sekeluarga abiskan masa jalan2 di sekitar Daerah Mersing.

Ini aktiviti terbaru kami sekeluarga :-
  • Lepak2 kat tepi pantai Mersing,
  • Lepak2 Sambil Makan KFC kat tepi pantai Tanjung Resang,
  • Shopping di Tunas Manja (Taraf Mini Tesco la kat Mersing ni)
  • Mandi manda di pantai OBS,
  • Memancing di Sungai Jemaluang.
 Pantai Mersing

Sunday, September 12, 2010

SELAMAT HARI RAYA & MAAF ZAHIR BATIN

* Mode Sticky... :P [for new n3, pls scroll down]

Salam........

Di kesempatan ini kami sekeluarga kecil ingin mengucapkan 'Selamat Hari Raya & Maaf Zahir Batin' buat teman2 di alam maya :P....... Selamat balek kg & pandulah dgn berhati2 [Ingatlah Org Tersayang].

Kami akn bercuti dr 9hb smpi....... xtau bila...... hohoho. xtau la dpt on9 x kek kg neh, kalau ade kelapangan & berukband nyer hokey & x tertinggal kt KL, bleh la o9....ngeh


Wassalammmm.......

Friday, September 10, 2010

Selamat Hari Raya Dari Mummy Qistyna

Pagi2 raya ni tak sempat nak bergmbar sgt sbb smua sibuk ngan agenda masing2. Lagi pun kat sini ujan plak tu. Xde chance langsung nak bergmbar kat luar. Anyway, Selamat Hari Raya dari Kami Sekeluarga ye...

Baju x sedondon sebab main beli aje x sempat nak tempah :)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Satu pagi sebelum raya

hb mmg minat makn telur natang ni. kebetulan air pasang besar jam 11pg tadi. terus gi pantai kt kampung ni nuggu natang ni muncul. dapat la 2 pasang. tapi jantan  kene lepaskn sbb xde telur. ambik tine aje.. pastu bakar/panggang sampai hangus. org tua2 kata, klu susah dpt ank, korang mkn la telur natang ni, ye la kn mana tau, dgn ijin Allah, mudah2an korang dpt ank seramai anak ayam..


teka la natang ape tu? natang ape telur dia ramai giler?

 gambar dari atas cam kete kebal

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Gantung Tyme......

Salam..........

Blm terlambat kowt nk gantung diri kadraya hek... :P. time kasih buwat penyumbang kad yea, ngeeee...... kad yg pertama dtgnyer drpd WanHazel [mesti kebykan blogger kenal dia kan :wink:]

hah, nie kad yg ke2, syantiks orgnyer... :P. Namanye NurulAtikah.... acc pes tyme singgah blog dia, terus amek jer kadraya...voleeeyyyy... hehe. [arap2 tuan nye x marah]

tu jer, 2 jadi la hek, drpd x gantung langsung... kang org dtg umah [adeke] leh tgk kadraya yg cun neh :P

abesss.....

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Daddy: May I borrow $25?

Salam........


Elok utk dikongsi bersama.... renung2 kan lah :P


I read this story many times before, it never fail to touch my heart....
Bear in mind that our lives are not measured by the dollars and cents we make... but measured by the amount of love we shared and hearts we touched.
Can I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

Iklan Tibitiga yg Ditarek Semula........

Salam........

Mesti korunk sume dh tau kan pasal 1 iklan yg kt tbtiga yg kena tarek balik kampung penyiarannyer kan...kan....Memula tgk tb aritu, ms dorg announce tuh, blur gak, mana 1 iklan nyer hek.... huhuhu... pastu den ade tanye kt maklagenda :) dia bg hint, tp still otak ku yg bijak rusty neh x dpt tangkp gak....hahaha. pastu den tanyo ngn pokcik gugel... jumpe gambor neh hah..... br la ku ingt yg mana 1...keh3x. korunk ingt x? haaaa, ni hah gambor pakcik tuh nek beca.... ala2 santa... huhu


pada sesapa nk bc lanjut komen.....moh kelik link neh..... kelik

tammat....

Bersahur Bersama Ghost Rider

hahaha, lepas sahur pelik tgk adik gelak bagai kene rasuk...Tengok punya tengok sebab Ghost Rider ni haaa..



p/s : adik gelak subuh melayan persaan sebab x dapat balik raya huhuhu

Monday, September 6, 2010

Tadaaaaa......

Salam........

n3 sblm neh dh janji nk gtau nape hb ku minx banje kan..... klik sini Nandos pown kire banje aper....heeeee.... niela sbb nyer... :P
ngeeeeee, bosku dgn baek atinyer bg angpow raya.....yeayyyyy.... sket pown jd la, dr xde langsung.... mekaseh dawun keladi.... ngeh3x....

abesssss

Nandos yg x Jadi....

Salam.......

hrrmmmm, dh lama gak yea goblog ku x hapdate....huhu, asik hapdate ngan lawak jer.... tyme kekeringan idea...haha...., sibuk buat2 sibuk palk kebelakangan neh...heeee.
Ari sabtu aritu, belah ptg apenye bahasa daaaa hb kata nk buka pose kt Nandos.... hb kata mummy banje... sbbnyer...hehe, nanti lenkali cite :P...... so kol 6.30++ ptg br kitaorg gerak dr umah... mummy dh bising2 dh ngan daddy, kot2 lmbt, kang xde tempt lak... sesampai kt situ.........  

dik, ade lg x tempat??
xde la kak.... hah amek kooo
lau akk takeaway bleh x dek??? tanye ngn muka kesian...haha kang takeaway pown xleh, padan muka...
takeaway bleh kak...

so kitaorg takeaway la, seb baik sempat smpi umah sblm berbuka.... tp pic sume x amek pown sbb msg2 sebokkkk mkn....hahaha. gurl pown mkn kemain byk, dia neh mmg ske aym Nandos neh, lenkali nk kena beli 1/4 tuk dia jer, xleh share2 dh ngn mummy yg kuat mkn neh... :P

abesss

SOSILAWATI ILANG!!!!!!!!

Salam........

korunk mesti kenal kan pengasas NV neh, dulu kecoh2 ms cerai ngan Nash tu.... mlm td tgk news ckp dia ilang ngan 3 lg individu lain....

nk bc berita lanjut kt MyMetro..... huh, wondering gak, mana la dia p yer, dilarikan/disorokkan....

tammat....

Friday, September 3, 2010

Muthu Oh Muthu.............


Salam....

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? 

Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why...
Wife : SHOCKED!



Moh layan seterusnya :P


This one will make your day... :P

 Salam.....



AH BENG
 
> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said, 'My Mobile No.. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia
> 3310. Now it is 6610'
> ====================================
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
> ==========================================
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> ===========================================
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Moh layan seterusnya :P

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Makkah Clock Tower

Salam.....

ni kite dpt dr email, pembikinan cm buat pilem laks hehe, Makkah Clock Tower... besar woorrrr... layan pix je la ea... :)

cantik kann ?? :) meh layan belen pic nyer yea... :P

Kan Pei ~~ Sekadar Selingan~~ :P

Salam......
A Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant.
The Chinese man lifted his glass up and made a toast to the English man, “Kan Pei” (Cheers). The English man was confused but he continued eating.
This happened a few times and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he would always say “Kan Pei”
The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and eat.
Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, “Kan Pei” whilst lifting up his glass.



This time, the English man put down his cutlery and angrily said to the Chinese man,
"It’s all right if you CAN’T PAY!” I'll pay!
So just shut up and eat”.

hahaha................ teruk2... ngehh...