Tabung Maya Puteriku :P

Friday, September 3, 2010

This one will make your day... :P

 Salam.....



AH BENG
 
> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said, 'My Mobile No.. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia
> 3310. Now it is 6610'
> ====================================
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
> ==========================================
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> ===========================================
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Moh layan seterusnya :P

 
> =========================================
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh
> GOD! U have come again.
>  ===========================================
> Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are
> missing, except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
>  =========================================
> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
> 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a
> pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
> > =============================================
> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
> teacher erases the board.
> > ===============================================
> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not
> on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied
> that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it
> would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
> > ==================================================
> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it
> up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
> > ===================================================
> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others
> running?
>  ===================================================
> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence
> into future tense
> Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
>  =====================================================
> Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
>  =====================================================
> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the
> Evening and not in the morning?
> Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
> =======================================================


hahahaha.........

8 comments:

kliks said...

hehehe Thanks Ah Beng.. You fresh up a bit my Friday morning. :)

miss cloudy said...

sangat funnyyyy!

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

hehe, nape byk keje ker? :)

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

miss cloudy : betul3x... :)

Cik Bucken said...

haahahaha
sengal ah beng nii..
yg xleh blah die ikut cikgu die pdm papan itam tu..haha

NARDtheNERD said...

ah beng comell...

hahaha~

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

Cik Bucken : haha, kalau tol la ader ank murid cenggitu, mau pitam cekgu...huhu

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

nard : haha, cumel tang mana tuh, :P