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Friday, September 3, 2010

Muthu Oh Muthu.............


Salam....

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? 

Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why...
Wife : SHOCKED!



Moh layan seterusnya :P



MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man was born in
this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut
the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered
it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,
it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine you are on 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her
right chest ... and he did it !


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> Have a good day! :P

2 comments:

Puteri Dyla Qistina said...

i think muthu is cute and smart person :)

he makes people 'stunned' for a while :)

hikhik!

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

haha.... tu la, cm byk je idea kt pale dia kannn :P