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Saturday, September 25, 2010

A danger when spoken in different wavelength !!!!


Salam....

dh lama x hapdate blog neh gara2 demam...huhuhu.... 

In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck : "I have great news :
I'm a month overdue. I think we're going
to have a baby ! The doctor gave me a
test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody".

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a
telephone call from DEB ( Delhi Electric
Board) because the electricity bill has not
been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ?

"Yes.....speaking"

DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue,
you know !"

"How do YOU know ?" stammers the
young woman.

"Well, maam, it's in our files !" says
the DEB guy.

"What are you saying ? It's in your
files....HOW ????

"Yes.... we have a system of finding
out who's overdue"

"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following
orders. I have to inform you are overdue".

"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband
about this tonight. He will speak to your
company tomorrow"

That night, she tells her husband about
the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to
the DEB office the next morning.

"What's going on ? You have it on your file
that my wife is one month overdue ?
"What business is that of yours ?" the
husband shouts.

"Just calm down, "says the lady at the
reception at DEB, "it's nothing serious.
All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse ?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no
option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then ?" the
husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have
to use a candle !"


hahaha, gelabah x tentu pasal la mamat neh... :P 

2 comments:

Lagenda said...

ingtkan tgk asam garam je leleh airmata..baca kisah ni pun, mak leleh airmata gak! Miahaha..ngong tol!

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

tu la mak, gelabah x tentu pasal... hahaha