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Friday, July 30, 2010

The Perfect Husband.... :P

 haha, jgn tensen2... moh rehat sebentar.... :P

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following
conversation ensues:

Lady : "hello?" "honey,
Man : it's me.
Lady: are you at the club?
Man : “yes."
Lady: "great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... it is absolutely gorgeous!!Can I buy it?
Man : “what's the price?"
Lady : "only $1,500.00"
Man : "well, ok, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

Lady : "ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
Man : "what price did he quote you?"
Lady : "only $60,000..."
Man : "ok, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Lady : "great! before we hang up, something else..."
Man :  "what?"
Lady : "it might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
Man : "how much are they asking?"
Lady : "only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
Man : "well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. ok?"
Lady : "ok, sweetie... thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "bye...
Man : I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

haha, teruk2... ade gak org cmni.... :)


Rama2Ungu said...

hahahaha....nasib la pokai habis laki dia tu nnt..ngeeeehehehe

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

hehe, tu la psal, cm wife dia lak dia ckp2... huhu

Lagenda said...

miahahhahaaa...apa la kapla dungga punya org! sohih bini tu kena kejor dgn senapang nnt!

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

hahaha... t la pasal, yg laki tu lg besh... cm bini dio lakkk...

AiZ said...

haha.. klakar tul.. syoknye si bini.. ^__^

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AMiRU said...

hahah kesian la kat husband betul dia, tau2 500k hilang dari bank akaun.

touya said...

Hey ! that's my handphone !

Melati Qistyna's Mummy said...

AIZ & AMIRU : hah kita dh jumpe saper hb pompuan tu... huhu ----------> TOUYA :P

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